"Milky" (jordanmielke)
09/14/2015 at 17:12 • Filed to: I can't even, Woodward | 4 | 79 |
Many photos after the jump.
Goes as follows:
Many, many more offensive/sexist/racist comments were made, figured I’d leave those out.
Party-vi
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:18 | 12 |
public shaming is best shaming
Sam
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:20 | 0 |
Going to her work is a good call. Hopefully they fired her.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:20 | 0 |
I’m mildly saddened i don’t have a link to more shaming
Berang
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:21 | 0 |
Ok, but why are there blobs of mud all over the car? Was that ever explained?
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:21 | 0 |
Did she respond to any of them? I would have loved to see that haha
Milky
> Party-vi
09/14/2015 at 17:23 | 0 |
I really do wish the mods there would just ban her tho. 1 of the 5 threads has over 600 comments, shits blowing up FB feed.
scoob
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:24 | 10 |
http://www.vice.com/read/virgil-te…
Takuro Spirit
> Party-vi
09/14/2015 at 17:24 | 2 |
pubic shaving is the best shaving
Milky
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2015 at 17:25 | 0 |
The Woodward FB page is a private group, otherwise I’d link it. You can try to add yourself but they generally don't accept people from out of the area apparently.
Milky
> Sam
09/14/2015 at 17:25 | 0 |
This has all happened since last night, so I doubt so soon.
certified cool guy
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:25 | 2 |
The Confederate Flag is free speech, but so is throwing dirt at a car.
P.S the Avenger is crap
Jcarr
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:26 | 0 |
Can you link?
Milky
> Berang
09/14/2015 at 17:26 | 4 |
She was “at a mud bog ripping doughnuts”. Aka she threw mud at her car while trucks went through a mud bog.
SVTyler
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:26 | 2 |
Michigan? Really? At least southern states can pull the ‘heritage not hate’ card, what’s possible bs excuse is there for northern states besides the racism?
edit: just noticed the white power sticker. no excuse, just a racist dumbass
nermal
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:27 | 6 |
Ugh!
I blame Disney movies for instilling young girls with princess complexes early in life, which they never really let go of. Thus the reason this girl flung poo all over her car, to look dumpy in a horribly misguided attempt to attract a prince or something.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:28 | 0 |
that’s disappointing :(
djmt1
> scoob
09/14/2015 at 17:29 | 1 |
Well this is certainly the highlight of the day.
Milky
> scoob
09/14/2015 at 17:30 | 3 |
I almost cried.
Milky
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
09/14/2015 at 17:33 | 1 |
Just a bunch of really dumb comments -“southern pride”, “I’m smart, I got into state”, etc.
Milky
> SVTyler
09/14/2015 at 17:33 | 2 |
Egg fucking zactly.
El Rivinado
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:34 | 0 |
I kind of can’t tell if this is in earnest, or if she’s doing this to piss people off.
Forget the white power sticker and confederate flag for a moment, the fox sticker on the back, “don’t tread on me”, the AR-15 “come and take it”, the tacky spoiler and the fact it’s a Dodge Charger. It almost seems like she’s taking every negative stereotype of the South and doing this as some sort of elaborate prank to have people’s blood boil in the process.
I could be wrong though, but that's what it comes off as. (Somewhat)
Milky
> nermal
09/14/2015 at 17:34 | 1 |
Yea, there were a lot of “truck slut” comments, probably fitting too.
Milky
> Jcarr
09/14/2015 at 17:35 | 0 |
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid…
Don't think it will work though since its a private group.
Noah - Now with more boost.
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:36 | 1 |
That rear window needs a cinder block mod.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:37 | 0 |
sigh :( can’t see
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:45 | 8 |
SHELBY. FUCKING. TOWNSHIP. This hoebag is from a city so white I’m amazed it doesn’t reflect back to space. I grew up in that little slice of vanilla ice cream. It is filled to the brim of spoiled upper-middle class whities who think they’re country because they don’t wash their pickup truck and they think “muddin” and “two trackin” is going through their uncle’s manicured 20 acres out near Bad Axe or Port Sanilac where they party at their parent’s vacation cabin.
I probably went to high school with her. In which case, here’s sex with a shelby township basic bitch like her - she flops on her back, there’s 4 minutes of missionary, 2 minutes of doggy, then she fake moans to get you to finish so she can brag to a girl who actually likes you all about how you’re her man now.
......Wow this got a little personal.....but it’s accurate. There are maybe two or three types of people in shelby township. CHange the names and that’s the only difference. She’s just too dumb to not realize you can’t say it out loud.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:45 | 0 |
Is that the woodward spotted group?
Klaus Schmoll
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:45 | 2 |
There’s a huge discussion going on in Germany right now. With all the refugees arriving everyday, FB is full of hate posts. Auschwitz stuff. FB bans all the nipples but leaves the really bad racist stuff like “gas them all” be, even if reported. Freedom of speech vs. hatemongering vs. nudity. They seem to have picked their side.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:47 | 1 |
Didn’t see this before mymini-rant. I assure you, this is what shelby township people do. I saw a can of “dirt without the hurt” in the bed of a pickup once. It is a city of nothing but posers. If someone has pride in shelby township, they are the biggest tool in the world.
haveacarortwoorthree2
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 17:52 | 4 |
“ there’s 4 minutes of missionary, 2 minutes of doggy, then she fake moans to get you to finish” — that’s a good 3 minutes longer than I usually lasted in high school! [Note: I got better.]
El Rivinado
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 17:53 | 1 |
That’s sort of why I’m wondering if this wasn’t done to intentionally piss people off. If she’s from the town you're describing, she can't possibly believe in this shit, she's just doing this because that's what she thinks "southern people" do.
TheHondaBro
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 17:55 | 1 |
ugh
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> El Rivinado
09/14/2015 at 17:55 | 1 |
While it is possible, she probably does believe in what she says. I think it is more likely. Or at least she doesnt realize how racist it is.
forgeryfade
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 18:03 | 1 |
Everyone with a truck thinks they are country here in California too. I mockingly call it serious puddling because for whatever reason mud on your truck is the definition of manliness. Mostly upper middle class also. I’m glad mankind no longer has to sacrifice to survive so we can focus on our entitlements and new ways to define being a man. . . “It’s trucks...” “No man, its being an opinionated bigot like my dad!” I just want to drop kick these people onto 3rd world countries. Also a little personal.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 18:12 | 0 |
Is there a story behind this or is this whole thing the story?
CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 18:14 | 0 |
Well, this is much more interesting than the (then) circlejerk to trust fund babies in the Bay Area spotter group...
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 18:19 | 3 |
I am going to add truck slut into my vocabulary for the correct time and place. I had no idea this was subset of sluts.
BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 18:25 | 6 |
This is just too comical to get worked up about. We should laugh at how stupid people like this are instead of fly into a rage.
Stephen the Canuck
> El Rivinado
09/14/2015 at 18:25 | 3 |
It’s an Avenger.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 18:28 | 1 |
Dammit. You beat me to it. I’ve been reading that thread with popcorn for days!
PS9
> scoob
09/14/2015 at 18:30 | 1 |
That was amaaaaaaaaaaazinnnngggg
LongbowMkII
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 19:05 | 3 |
your jimmies are very rustled.
LongbowMkII
> Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2015 at 19:06 | 4 |
more genitals, less hatespeech.
Social Media for a better tomorrow.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> LongbowMkII
09/14/2015 at 19:09 | 4 |
I just had flashbacks to highschool nerd rage and when I used to own a conversion van. I rode my motorcycle and got ice cream. I’m better now.
BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 19:25 | 2 |
Why’d she plaster dirt all over her shit?
LongbowMkII
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 19:29 | 1 |
good to hear
LongbowMkII
> BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
09/14/2015 at 19:30 | 2 |
its an improvement
BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> LongbowMkII
09/14/2015 at 19:35 | 0 |
Yeah, given what she drives, it’s like wrapping turd in gold.
Milky
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 20:29 | 3 |
That rant was perfect, thank you.
Bowtie_Guy
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 20:31 | 0 |
God it’s people like her that really ruined the whole rebel flag thing... There is a HUGE population of rednecks in Michigan (i say this as a Redneck myself who had a Rebel plate) & im not talking wannabe Suburbanite, for the most part it’s either hard working farm kids or total white trash & growing up I never saw the Rebel Flag used with a negative conotation... it was more of “Southern Pride because of our Farmer routes” & now its just ridiculous... Like now these kids are actively trying to piss people off because its cool to “have their own revolution” & “southern pride” Im so tired of it.
Milky
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2015 at 20:32 | 0 |
The main Woodward group. Cant remember if its called spotted or not.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Noah - Now with more boost.
09/14/2015 at 20:33 | 0 |
Nope. Don’t fuck with someone’s car.
Milky
> Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2015 at 20:38 | 0 |
There should be a way to ban people from life.
Milky
> El Rivinado
09/14/2015 at 20:43 | 0 |
I think she just wants to be a stereotype. She did a good job.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Milky
09/14/2015 at 20:43 | 1 |
I have my moments
Milky
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2015 at 20:47 | 0 |
Had to post it, its just that stupid.
Milky
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/14/2015 at 20:50 | 0 |
Someone spotted her “white power” sticker last week. She then posted the front of her car last night and people put it together. Only escalated from there.
Noah - Now with more boost.
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/14/2015 at 22:44 | 1 |
Didn't say I would! I just want to watch the world burn
Your boy, BJR
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/14/2015 at 23:59 | 0 |
Well, I'm off to do some car fucking. YOLO.
Stephen the Canuck
> Milky
09/15/2015 at 01:11 | 0 |
I believe that’s called murder.
Nibby
> TheHondaBro
09/17/2015 at 09:49 | 0 |
0/10 was expecting a dickbutt plush
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Milky
09/18/2015 at 13:00 | 1 |
Can I help kick her OUT of state?
They had an “other” line on the donation form they sent me the other day.
How about I check “other - Apply funds to getting this idiot out of my school”
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> El Rivinado
09/18/2015 at 13:03 | 0 |
I know people have used the Gadsden Flag poorly in recent years. But in no way should the Gadsden Flag be taken as “southern”
It’s from 1775 before we were even officially a country and was very important to the Continental Marines.
I’m a big fan of that flag.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_f…
Look into it.
Also, this girl is an idiot and my first thought was - stop making the Gadsden look bad!
yamahog
> Milky
09/18/2015 at 13:06 | 3 |
“I got into State”
Bless her heart.
yamahog
> Milky
09/18/2015 at 13:09 | 0 |
“This girl is a racist piece of shit, let’s be misogynist pieces of shit to her!”
That group is a real bunch of winners all around.
Milky
> yamahog
09/18/2015 at 13:15 | 1 |
The woodward group is really on the low end of things on the internet, which says a lot.
Milky
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/18/2015 at 13:16 | 0 |
You should. Use her name too, and attach a photo.
yamahog
> Milky
09/18/2015 at 13:19 | 0 |
Yea, my ex was in that group and would show me prime examples of their fuckery. No thanks, lol.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> yamahog
09/18/2015 at 13:29 | 0 |
WATCH IT YOU!
For the record the entrance requirements were almost the same for MSU vs UofM for out of state applicants.
Also, she better be smart about where she hangs out with all this crap on her car. She drives into Lansing she better have that AR ready, or someone will use theirs first.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Milky
09/18/2015 at 13:29 | 0 |
Haha, I gave them enough money through Tuition and 4 years of room and board, I’m barely not poor, I can’t donate to them.
yamahog
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/18/2015 at 13:46 | 0 |
I’m not gonna make this a UM vs MSU thing because we can all Google the incoming freshman class profiles, and either way they’re Midwestern state schools, not Oxford or something... Regardless, claiming that “I’m smart, I got into X” only ever makes someone look dumber and has zero to do with being a racist piece of trash, so I’m sticking to the ‘bless your heart’ on this one.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> yamahog
09/18/2015 at 13:49 | 1 |
Oh she’s definitely less intelligent for making that comment.
still-
El Rivinado
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/18/2015 at 16:29 | 0 |
I’m kind of a flag of that too, (I am a Libertarian after all) so even I’m confused why it's always associated with the South. Maybe it's just natural because of the whole "rebel" thing that goes on in the south, but I'm not sure that holds up. That flag can apply to anyone, regardless of geography.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> El Rivinado
09/18/2015 at 16:37 | 1 |
Absolutely it applies to the whole country.
That flag was a middle finger to England, and “overpowering government” and that’s it.
Though even you just associated it with the south!
Don’t Tread on the Gadsden! (I also have pretty strong Libertarian stances)
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> Milky
06/13/2016 at 11:07 | 2 |
I believe that’s what the Nazi’s tried doing
Dru
> Milky
06/13/2016 at 11:08 | 0 |
2 Things:
1. Color me surprised she drives an Avenger.
2. I didn't know Michigan contained such advanced degrees of redneck. South Carolina needs to step it up.
Milky
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/13/2016 at 11:12 | 0 |
Yea, not good word choice on my part.
Milky
> Dru
06/13/2016 at 11:43 | 0 |
Michigan can get real, real redneck. I had friends with parents in the Michigan Militia, becasue thats a thing.
Rainbow
> Dru
06/13/2016 at 12:21 | 0 |
I have relatives in Michigan and visit frequently. A lot of the state fits the Midwestern stereotype of never-ending ultra-friendly suburban neighborhoods, but then you leave those areas and it gets scary.
I’ve even seen a confederate flag a few miles north of the US/Canadian border. Now THAT was baffling.